The Catholic Republic of Flomany is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Joshua Floriano with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 42.026 billion Flomanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Defense and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Florian. The average income tax rate is 53.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flomanyian economy, worth a remarkable 5,419 trillion Flomarks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,946 Flomarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, highway rest stops are stocking up on fallout scrubbing kits, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, and anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flomany's national animal is the Lamb, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Flomany is ranked 3,273^rd in the world and 6^th in Catholic for Nicest Citizens, with 57 average smiles per day.