The Republic of Flavovespia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President Umar Uddin with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.362 billion Flavovespians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waldster. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Flavovespian economy, worth a remarkable 1,489 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,056 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flavovespia's national animal is the Hornet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flavovespia is ranked 11,286^th in the world and 9^th in Anaia for Nicest Citizens, with 29.36 average smiles per day.