The Unified Kingdoms of Warkus is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Eirian Protheroe with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, digital currency, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.76 billion Warkusians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyareth Newydd. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Warkusian economy, worth a remarkable 2,643 trillion Warks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 192,140 Warks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warkus's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is idk.

Warkus is ranked 328,467^th in the world and 53^rd in Anaia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -15.21 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.