The Unified Kingdoms of Warkus is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Eirian Protheroe with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, rampant corporate plagiarism, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.934 billion Warkusians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyareth Newydd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Warkusian economy, worth a remarkable 2,742 trillion Warks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 196,803 Warks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly", there's a bright dawn ahead for Warkus, Queen Eirian Protheroe panders to nontraditional families, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warkus's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is idk.

Warkus is ranked 1,281^st in the world and 2^nd in Anaia for Nicest Citizens, with 82.98 average smiles per day.