The Union of Flanders Pride is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Theo Vandenbergh with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 29.558 billion Flemings hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education and Welfare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Antwerp. The average income tax rate is 6.3%.

The very strong Fleming economy, worth a remarkable 1,506 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 50,980 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, Catholicism has been named as Flanders Pride's national religion, Flanders Pride has designated New Antwerp as its capital city, and Theo Vandenbergh has just been declared ruler of Flanders Pride in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Flanders Pride's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Flanders Pride is ranked 244,802^nd in the world and 3^rd in The First Scratch International for Safest, scoring 33.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.