The Glorious Kingdom of Flanderlion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dale Flanderlion with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, free-roaming dinosaurs, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.086 billion Flanderlionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flanderlion Fortress. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Flanderlionian economy, worth an astonishing 29,379 trillion denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,046,037 denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly, and it takes several hours to shuffle the national deck. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flanderlion's national animal is the Flanderlion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dale Flanderlionianism.

Flanderlion is ranked 302,537^th in the world and 2,882^nd in the Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 12.58 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.