Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22ndMost Corrupt Governments: 22nd
The Glorious Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Dale before all. Eliminate the non-believers.
Dale Flanderlion
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Flanderlion

Population15.842 billion

CapitalFlanderlion Fortress
LeaderDale Flanderlion
FaithDale Flanderlionianism

Currencydenarius
AnimalFlanderlion

The Glorious Kingdom of Flanderlion is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dale Flanderlion with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.842 billion Flanderlionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flanderlion Fortress. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Flanderlionian economy, worth an astonishing 12,143 trillion denarii a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 766,511 denarii, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

The world still seems flat to some people in space, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus, and the giant 80-storey carving of Dale Flanderlion in Mount Rushless can be seen from space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flanderlion's national animal is the Flanderlion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dale Flanderlionianism.

Flanderlion is ranked 1,231st in the world and 28th in the Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 31,685.47 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22ndMost Corrupt Governments: 22ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 45thHighest Average Incomes: 52ndLargest Black Market: 53rdMost Devout: 99thLargest Mining Sector: 110thLargest Insurance Industry: 111thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 113thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 134thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 134thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 164thLargest Gambling Industry: 219thLowest Crime Rates: 228thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 233rdMost Subsidized Industry: 245thMost Armed: 260thLargest Governments: 300thHighest Economic Output: 304thMost Efficient Economies: 311thMost Ignorant Citizens: 314thMost Avoided: 337thLargest Agricultural Sector: 412thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 611thHighest Poor Incomes: 615thMost Valuable International Artwork: 655thLargest Information Technology Sector: 924thHighest Average Tax Rates: 942ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,093rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,231stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,277thRudest Citizens: 1,593rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,056thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,005thMost Conservative: 4,323rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,267thMost Stationary: 10,206thMost Authoritarian: 10,577thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,958thTop
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Most Influential: 12,144thLargest Populations: 14,170th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionRudest Citizens: 39th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 77th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 94th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 94th in the regionMost Stationary: 116th in the regionMost Influential: 155th in the regionMost Conservative: 197th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 238th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 284th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 400th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, the giant 80-storey carving of Dale Flanderlion in Mount Rushless can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".

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