Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10thMost Corrupt Governments: 21st
The Glorious Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Dale before all. Eliminate the non-believers.
Dale Flanderlion
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Flanderlion

Population18.687 billion

CapitalFlanderlion Fortress
LeaderDale Flanderlion
FaithDale Flanderlionianism

Currencydenarius
AnimalFlanderlion

The Glorious Kingdom of Flanderlion is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dale Flanderlion with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.687 billion Flanderlionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flanderlion Fortress. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Flanderlionian economy, worth an astonishing 15,847 trillion denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 848,070 denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Flanderlion, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes, and no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flanderlion's national animal is the Flanderlion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dale Flanderlionianism.

Flanderlion is ranked 3,460th in the world and 102nd in the Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 23.02 bananas ingested per day.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10thMost Corrupt Governments: 21stHighest Average Incomes: 34thMost Patriotic: 36thLargest Black Market: 38thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 42ndHighest Poor Incomes: 48thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 73rdLargest Insurance Industry: 81stLargest Mining Sector: 87thMost Devout: 93rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 98thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 113thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 141stLowest Crime Rates: 148thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 167thHighest Economic Output: 195thMost Armed: 208thLargest Gambling Industry: 219thLargest Governments: 234thMost Efficient Economies: 268thMost Subsidized Industry: 268thLargest Agricultural Sector: 419thLargest Information Technology Sector: 541stMost Avoided: 663rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 787thMost Advanced Public Transport: 873rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,011thLargest Retail Industry: 1,146thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,230thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,343rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,912thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,067thHealthiest Citizens: 3,460thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,463rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,395thMost Conservative: 6,699thMost Authoritarian: 7,392ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,715thMost Stationary: 8,639thTop
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Most Influential: 13,109thLargest Populations: 13,144th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 24th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 62nd in the regionLargest Populations: 64th in the regionRudest Citizens: 74th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 93rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 102nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 102nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 171st in the regionMost Influential: 175th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 282nd in the regionMost Conservative: 282nd in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 438th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 591st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 742nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Flanderlion.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Flanderlionian roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints.

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