The Grand Duchy of Flana Yoni is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.228 billion Flana Yonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Flana Yonian economy, worth 151 trillion jibbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,545 jibbles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 423,132 per year while the poor average 26,498, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns, the government loves seeing the little people fight, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and the right to counsel goes both ways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flana Yoni's national animal is the electric eel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Flana Yoni is ranked 194,864^th in the world and 4^th in The Diamond Trifecta for Highest Drug Use, scoring 104.05 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.