The Guild of of Flakovcsiks is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.837 billion Flakovcsiks enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kraenemberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.3%.

The all-consuming Flakovcsiksian economy, worth 203 trillion Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 110,514 Francs, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference, gambling is outlawed, Flakovcsiksian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Flakovcsiks's national animal is the Harpy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flakovcsiks is ranked 66,326^th in the world and 67^th in Starlight for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,573.17 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.