The Free Land of FJA Ambassador is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 17.522 billion FJA Ambassadorians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 62.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish FJA Ambassadorian economy, worth 381 trillion omnoms a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,779 omnoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FJA Ambassador's national animal is the rawr.

FJA Ambassador is ranked 78,199^th in the world and 3^rd in Antifa for Most Primitive, scoring 30 on the Scary Big Number Scale.