The Active-No-Longer Nation of Fizchar is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Karmen Plermeten with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.807 billion Fizcharians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nadi. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fizcharian economy, worth 416 trillion Pulso Ꝓs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 109,330 Pulso Ꝓs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traditional vegetarians are fuming over the introduction of vat-grown meat to the menu, regional governors use national law books as toilet paper, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fizchar's national animal is the Green Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Makiatism.

Fizchar is ranked 9,119^th in the world and 130^th in 10000 Islands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,913.61 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.