The Republic of Five Dollar Footlong is a very large, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning footlong population. The hard-working population of 398 million Five Dollar Footlongians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.3%.
The Five Dollar Footlongian economy, worth 19.0 trillion fivedollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 47,684 fivedollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Five Dollar Footlong's national animal is the footlong, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Five Dollar Footlong is ranked 253,181st in the world and 2nd in An Unreasonably Expensive Subway for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.
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Five Dollar Footlong's influence in An Unreasonably Expensive Subway fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
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Five Dollar Footlong appointed
The Empire of GOATFed as Dusty Trophy in the Break Room with authority over Embassies in An Unreasonably Expensive Subway.
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Five Dollar Footlong's influence in An Unreasonably Expensive Subway fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
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Five Dollar Footlong renamed the office held by
The Jellyfish Jepublic of The Washington Federation 2 from "The Number Two" to "2" in An Unreasonably Expensive Subway.
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Five Dollar Footlong appointed
The Jellyfish Jepublic of The Washington Federation 2 as The Number Two with authority over Embassies in An Unreasonably Expensive Subway.
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Five Dollar Footlong withdrew a request for embassies between An Unreasonably Expensive Subway and Azurite.
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Five Dollar Footlong proposed constructing embassies between An Unreasonably Expensive Subway and Large Igneous Province.
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Five Dollar Footlong proposed constructing embassies between An Unreasonably Expensive Subway and Azurite.
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Five Dollar Footlong proposed constructing embassies between An Unreasonably Expensive Subway and After Hours.
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Five Dollar Footlong proposed constructing embassies between An Unreasonably Expensive Subway and Pinevilla.










































