The Republic of Fish Bot is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, devout population of 389 million Fish Botians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.4%.
The Fish Botian economy, worth 22.5 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,937 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.
There's nothing more Fish Botian than revanchism, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, and roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fish Bot's national animal is the Card.
Fish Bot is ranked 224,954th in the world and 72nd in Fish Storage for Highest Drug Use, scoring 76.35 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Fish Bot was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and Most Ignorant Citizens.
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Fish Bot, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.
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Fish Bot, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
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Fish Bot, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
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Fish Bot, there's nothing more Fish Botian than revanchism.
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Fish Bot, immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites.
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Fish Bot was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
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Fish Bot, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
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Fish Bot, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
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Fish Bot, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index.









