The Colony of First Nations33 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 3.947 billion First Nations33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient First Nations33ian economy, worth 158 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,186 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. First Nations33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

First Nations33 is ranked 150,364^th in the world and 1^st in First Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.04 law-abiding acts per hour.