The Republic of Fi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, lack of airports, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.927 billion Fians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Fian economy, worth a remarkable 2,647 trillion Fis a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,791 Fis, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, and domestic cruise ships fly the Fian flag out of fear of being blown up. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fi's national animal is the Fi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fi is ranked 255,566^th in the world and 29^th in Kyzikos for Longest Average Lifespans, with 61.64 years.