The Empire of FF Toffifee is a tiny, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning horse population. The hard-working population of 9 million FF Toffifeeans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.3%.

The very strong FF Toffifeean economy, worth 507 billion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 56,341 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 172,112 per year while the poor average 14,295, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. FF Toffifee's national animal is the horse.

FF Toffifee is ranked 145,941^st in the world and 1^st in Socialist Federation for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 107.35 on the Clooney Contribution Index.