The Imperium of Femboyiance is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Astolfo with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The cynical population of 7.992 billion Femboyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astolfus. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Femboy economy, worth a remarkable 1,096 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,237 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, and hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Femboyiance's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Astolfism.

Femboyiance is ranked 38,915^th in the world and 1,820^th in Osiris for Most Developed, scoring 80.16 on the Human Development Index.