The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.725 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth a remarkable 5,683 trillion Mnas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 303,500 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases, and costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff. Crime is totally unknown. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 1,020^th in the world and 51^st in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 983.79 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.