The Titoist Commonwealths of Federal Eagle Empire is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Alexander Serov with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.671 billion Federal imperators are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Eagles Nest. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Federal Eagle Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,213 trillion Imperial State Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 255,285 Imperial State Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federal Eagle Empire's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Monolith.

Federal Eagle Empire is ranked 22,346^th in the world and 560^th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 85 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.