The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.257 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth an astonishing 10,123 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 476,232 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Darklight Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Fauzjhia is ranked 291,907^th in the world and 6,957^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -51.44 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.