The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.732 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth a remarkable 5,689 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 386,213 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Fauzjhia, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Communism.

Fauzjhia is ranked 1,321^st in the world and 45^th in the Rejected Realms for Rudest Citizens, with 290.36 Insults Per Minute.