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Fauzjhia

Population14.732 billion

CapitalTaxes City
LeaderAudrey-Satania Darklight
FaithCommunism

CurrencyFauzjhiaux
AnimalOrca

The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.732 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth a remarkable 5,689 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 386,213 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Fauzjhia, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Communism.

Fauzjhia is ranked 1,321st in the world and 45th in the Rejected Realms for Rudest Citizens, with 290.36 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Inclusive: 31stMost Beautiful Environments: 46thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 47thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 50thMost Compassionate Citizens: 55thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 57thMost Pacifist: 57thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 60thNicest Citizens: 61stHighest Average Tax Rates: 66thMost Valuable International Artwork: 78thBest Weather: 78thMost Developed: 82ndLargest Governments: 92ndLargest Welfare Programs: 97thLongest Average Lifespans: 98thMost Rebellious Youth: 103rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 118thMost Cultured: 120thHealthiest Citizens: 128thMost Advanced Public Education: 145thMost Advanced Public Transport: 164thSafest: 169thSmartest Citizens: 193rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 202ndMost Secular: 202ndMost Subsidized Industry: 204thMost Influential: 206thMost Efficient Economies: 228thHighest Poor Incomes: 259thLeast Corrupt Governments: 378thLowest Crime Rates: 426thLargest Publishing Industry: 620thHighest Average Incomes: 901stRudest Citizens: 1,321stHighest Economic Output: 1,657thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,093rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,311thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,489thHighest Drug Use: 3,133rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,160thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,065thTop
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Largest Populations: 17,238thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,605thMost Income Equality: 22,263rd
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionRudest Citizens: 45th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 60th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 65th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 252nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 311th in the regionLargest Populations: 330th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 606th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fauzjhia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Fauzjhia.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Fauzjhia was endorsed by The Supreme Peaceful Enlightened of Andromeda Islands.
  • : Fauzjhia was endorsed by The Chipmunk Caliphate of Crowheim.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.

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