Most Inclusive: 25thHighest Food Quality: 36thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40th
The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
Long Live Easter Eggs and The Rejected Realms
Civil Rights
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Population17.03 billion

CapitalTaxes City
LeaderAudrey-Satania Darklight

AnimalDarklight Wolf

The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.03 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth a remarkable 7,156 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 420,250 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, extreme political groups are outlawed, and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Darklight Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Fauzjhia is ranked 959th in the world and 30th in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 959.57 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Inclusive: 25thHighest Food Quality: 36thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40thMost Beautiful Environments: 41stMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rdMost Pacifist: 44thNicest Citizens: 45thHighest Average Tax Rates: 49thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 55thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 57thMost Developed: 62ndBest Weather: 65thLargest Governments: 72ndLongest Average Lifespans: 73rdMost Rebellious Youth: 75thLargest Welfare Programs: 81stHealthiest Citizens: 86thMost Cultured: 89thMost Cheerful Citizens: 94thMost Valuable International Artwork: 97thMost Advanced Public Transport: 124thSafest: 131stMost Secular: 136thMost Advanced Public Education: 138thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 141stSmartest Citizens: 145thMost Efficient Economies: 159thHighest Poor Incomes: 188thMost Subsidized Industry: 209thLeast Corrupt Governments: 307thLowest Crime Rates: 355thLargest Publishing Industry: 403rdHighest Average Incomes: 770thMost Scientifically Advanced: 959thHighest Economic Output: 1,267thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,627thRudest Citizens: 1,641stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,997thMost Influential: 2,587thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,489thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,158thTop
Largest Populations: 15,948thMost Income Equality: 16,673rdMost Patriotic: 19,344th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 51st in the regionRudest Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 106th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 196th in the regionLargest Populations: 310th in the regionMost Patriotic: 449th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 969th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,067th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, extreme political groups are outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
  • : Fauzjhia lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
  • : Fauzjhia was endorsed by The Queendom of Azflebrigan.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, research grant proposals read like political diatribes.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 110 » Zavea, Cecilly, Ghojingles, Raj7765, Crazy Firemen, Sabai Mak Mak, Rubian Empire, Farrakhan, Hyponichtmallieturam, Rushkaland, FiTzGEraLdLAnD, Emeseses, Super Mega Awesome, Greater-Syria, Perfect Sublime Masters, Nation of Urie, Silap Inua, Panormia, Golexald, Maazalik, Masters86, Lolcatistan, Kwailia, Deltarios, Sarotte, Noneyuh, Luxize, Islamic Republic e Jariri, ShyVini, Tom97land, Fragmented Spero, Allwarts, Eritasia, ROC Union, Ataleshilbonia, Gredax Altis, Cleo and Topaz, Alcrestia Liakar, Beezertopia, Razorback, Vas Normandy, Capitalist Paradise, Aianistan, CLovidia, The Horror Channel, Delight, Andromeda Islands, Plain Talk, Irocnia, XW5RULEZ, and 60 others.Free Eridan, Poo Poo Dumpsters, COPPAtilism, New Anarchisticstan, Torkvale, Hallmaak, Estals, Daiamid, Zerentopia, Bloxian Islands, Coluperinkera, Variz, ThePlace, Western Bingus, Free Jamestopia, Nyogatene, Solshime, Urmom Gotem, Saavir Yuvon, Paramara, Ancient Republics, Spamton G Spamtoon, Pre-Christian Persecuted People, Great Baltic Empire, Mavaira, The Republic of the Republicc, Hasier, Byzant, Pogria, Florin, Isvi Lah, Idealogues, Benngal, China han tang, Pre-war America, Isle of Melitae SPQR, Foraldn, Salivatan, Compactaria, Forgotten Umbara, Man Eaters, The Flapping Spaghetti Monster, Byzatris, Capitalist Angola, Sus Czechia, Poapoal, Tigamore, Minskiev, Bureau of WA Affairs, Provinces of North America, Kirim Tatarlari, Shootlandia, Millighto Kalt, Arachnostan, Kadth, Edemland, Surfidonia, POPULICA, Vox popu, and Azflebrigan.