The Federal Communist Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.381 billion Fauzjhians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth a remarkable 4,882 trillion Fauzjhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 364,877 Fauzjhiaus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, armed security details escort librarians to their homes, and the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fauzjhia is ranked 345^th in the world and 18^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 297,509.2 Standard Monetary Units.