The ULTRA GRAND MASTER OF FARTS of FARTMASTER Q 3 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Quinton Q Esq with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 3.222 billion FARTMASTER Q 3ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GIANT SMELLY FART CITY. The average income tax rate is 44.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The FARTMASTER Q 3ian economy, worth 124 trillion FART TACOES a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,698 FART TACOES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Quinton Q Esq has just been declared ruler of FARTMASTER Q 3 in an international press conference, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, billions of FART TACOES are being poured into a space program, and the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FARTMASTER Q 3's national animal is the FART YAK, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is FARTISM.

FARTMASTER Q 3 is ranked 163,170^th in the world and 1^st in Alliance of tyranny for Fattest Citizens, with 9.81 Obesity Rate.