The Colony of Farmea13 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.877 billion Farmea13ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Farmea13ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,209 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 153,491 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, edutainment video games are taking Farmea13's students to the next level, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farmea13's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Farmea13 is ranked 21,097^th in the world and 1,488^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 96.59 kickbacks per hour.