The Borderlands of FALSE Division North is a small, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 26 million FALSE Division Northians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The very strong FALSE Division Northian economy, worth 1.97 trillion Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 75,894 Standards, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, sick FALSE Division Northians are hair today and gone tomorrow, and real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. FALSE Division North's national animal is the Data Erased, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

FALSE Division North is ranked 246,185^th in the world and 2^nd in Pryskiva for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.94 law-abiding acts per hour.