The Free Land of Fallacia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Confucius Ducksworth with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.134 billion Fallacians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The large government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crazy Town. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fallacian economy, worth 83.2 trillion Clown Noses a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 73,352 Clown Noses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, and demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fallacia's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Duck Worship.

Fallacia is ranked 998^th in the world and 5^th in Horizon for Nudest, with 1,213.25 cheeks per square mile.