The Protectorate of FACIST Sleeper Agent is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.082 billion FACIST Sleeper Agents are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 14.5%.

The strong FACIST economy, worth 54.2 trillion Sleeps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 50,101 Sleeps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, the government is reining in public spending, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making FACIST Sleeper Agents any less frightened. Crime is moderate. FACIST Sleeper Agent's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

FACIST Sleeper Agent is ranked 77,890^th in the world and 1^st in Shation for Most Corrupt Governments, with 25.44 kickbacks per hour.