The District of Eyaletania is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.755 billion Eyaletanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.6%.

The very strong Eyaletanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,114 trillion aurums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is 53,685 aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 172,255 per year while the poor average 12,686, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

Voting is compulsory, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and Eyaletania has designated District City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eyaletania's national animal is the bovina.

Eyaletania is ranked 133,841^st in the world and 1^st in Republic of Libya for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,096.49 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.