The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Great and Mighty Exxos with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 24.259 billion Exxosians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Administration, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exxosia Central City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Exxosian economy, worth an astonishing 11,374 trillion Xosars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 468,884 Xosars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,133,905 per year while the poor average 62,984, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

Groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety', corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned, half of Exxosia just lost MyFace after space debris collided with a major communications satellite, and a three-year-old has been selected to run the civil service. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Exxosia's national animal is the Exxosian void hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is not applicable.

Exxosia is ranked 139,683^rd in the world and 27^th in Antarctic Oasis for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,080.81 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.