The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Great and Mighty Exxos with an even hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.768 billion Exxosians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Administration is also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exxosia Central City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Exxosian economy, worth a remarkable 7,438 trillion Xosars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 396,356 Xosars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting, Exxosia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and rioting and unrest sweep the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Exxosia's national animal is the Exxosian void hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is not applicable.

Exxosia is ranked 247,399^th in the world and 22^nd in Antarctic Oasis for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 4.03 tourists per hour.