The Pizzeria of Extra Cheese Pizza is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by The Pizza Guy with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.161 billion Pizza-Eaters hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizza City. The average income tax rate is 10.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Pizza-Eating economy, worth 406 trillion Pizza Slices a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is 78,733 Pizza Slices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Frat-house partying has become the national pastime, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them. Crime is relatively low. Extra Cheese Pizza's national animal is the Pizza Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Pizza.

Extra Cheese Pizza is ranked 46,108^th in the world and 3^rd in The Region of Lost Pizza for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,074.92 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.