The Timiskranean Penal Colony of Exiled Sinners is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Dante Naamah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.317 billion Exiled Sinners are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Education receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guantanamo Bay. The average income tax rate is 88.7%.

The very strong Exiled Sinnersian economy, worth 731 trillion Repents a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 78,463 Repents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, panic-stricken royals insist a stray ball in their garden is an emergency, and people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Dante Naamah's praises. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Exiled Sinners's national animal is the Devil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Exiled Sinners is ranked 75,664^th in the world and 2,702^nd in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 9.32 billion capita.