The Empire of Ewereni is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by President Evan McMullin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.651 billion Ewerenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Education and Welfare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salt Lake City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The strong Ewerenian economy, worth 239 trillion Christian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 65,525 Christian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, livestock mutilations are on the rise, and the country is preparing for war. Crime is relatively low. Ewereni's national animal is the Lamb and its national religion is Christianity.

Ewereni is ranked 52,472^nd in the world and 20^th in Union of Christian Nations for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,061.09 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.