The Yaoi Paradise of Evt is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning cupcake population. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.703 billion Evtians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The very strong Evtian economy, worth 144 trillion kophoiders a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 38,901 kophoiders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 136,615 per year while the poor average 8,031, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, genetic researchers have been expelled, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, and Evt City Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Evt's national animal is the cupcake.

Evt is ranked 78,699^th in the world and 1^st in fujoshi for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.67 percentage of bribes refused.