The United Armed People Republic of Evirea is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Grant Kommissare Haltons with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.612 billion Elenorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naspotat. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Evirean economy, worth 963 trillion Ergas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 171,656 Ergas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, and children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evirea's national animal is the Eastern White Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Akianist.

Evirea is ranked 14,846^th in the world and 13^th in Eurth for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,386.01 on the Clooney Contribution Index.