The Animal 🦓 lover ❤️ of Evil Induous is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 587 million Evil Induousians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🦀 The pizza of the Krusty Crab 🦀. The average income tax rate is 64.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Evil Induousian economy, worth 61.7 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 105,053 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Induous's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Evil Induous is ranked 55,774^th in the world and 21^st in Imperial World Nations for Largest Governments, scoring 21.75 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.