The Shattered Heart of Turtler is a massive, genial nation, ruled by 🐢King Turtler VI 🐢 with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, devout population of 1.515 billion citizens of Turtler are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🐢 Turtles 🐢. The average income tax rate is 38.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turtlerian economy, worth 219 trillion TAKEDOWNS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,959 TAKEDOWNS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough', and pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turtler's national animal is the Leatherback sea turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is 🐢 ☮️ Turtle Language ☮️ 🐢.

Turtler is ranked 54,802^nd in the world and 6^th in Kryndel for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.1 law-abiding acts per hour.