The C L A S S I F I C A T I O N of Evil BTM is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.157 billion Evil South Mindanaoans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Evil South Mindanaoan economy, worth 576 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 182,542 Monies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,590,117 per year while the poor average 3,269, a ratio of 486 to 1.

Most people attending churches are maintenance workers, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and Evil South Mindanaoan-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Evil BTM's national animal is the Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Religion.

Evil BTM is ranked 1,713^th in the world and 3^rd in South Mindanao Republic for Fattest Citizens, with 49.39 Obesity Rate.