The Time Freeze of Everything Will Freeze is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Cookiezi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.459 billion Cookiezis, 7.492 billion of whom are zombies, have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of osu. The average income tax rate is 31.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Everything Will Freezean economy, worth 648 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 56,549 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', and some say Cookiezi has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Everything Will Freeze's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Everything Will Freeze is ranked 72,468^th in the world and 798^th in eta for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,361.42 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.