The Sovereign Commonwealth of Evertopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.343 billion Evertopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhinopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Evertopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,936 trillion woolongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 256,551 woolongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, books are so highly regarded in Evertopia that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, and failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside. Crime is totally unknown. Evertopia's national animal is the rhinoceros, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Evertopia is ranked 3,503^rd in the world and 55^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,239.64 on the Clooney Contribution Index.