The Free Land of Everflowing River is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful population of 1.197 billion Everflowing Riverians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Everflowing Riverian economy, worth 145 trillion Deles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 121,437 Deles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Some paycheques only arrive every 12 to 24 weeks, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Everflowing River's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Everflowing River is ranked 294,545^th in the world and 10^th in Clio for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.21 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.