The People's Republic of Eutoqatsenaea is a mammoth, cultured nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.988 billion Eutoqatsenaeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quantao. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Eutoqatsenaean economy, worth 377 trillion Eutoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 54,016 Eutoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government forces Eutoqatsenaeans to eat their vegetables, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eutoqatsenaea's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eutoqatsenaea is ranked 298,754^th in the world and 531^st in Aeternum for Highest Drug Use, scoring 17.77 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.