The People's Serene Republic of Europeanuts is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Most Serene Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.092 billion Europeanutsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eurlin. The average income tax rate is 45.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Europeanutsian economy, worth 137 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,999 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, cute fluffy little Most Serene Leaders are increasingly popular exotic pets, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and there's a mortuary next to every Europeanutsian restaurant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europeanuts's national animal is the ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeanuts is ranked 92,153^rd in the world and 2^nd in New PeanLand for Most Developed, scoring 63.49 on the Human Development Index.