The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ban on automobiles, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.566 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 27,555 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 662,929 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,983,140 per year while the poor average 25,285, a ratio of 197 to 1.

All astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff', Euraustralasamerica is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, and gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 294,314^th in the world and 6,437^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.04 average smiles per day.