Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22ndLargest Mining Sector: 32nd
The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
Corporate Police State
Yvan eht nioj
The Leader
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Euraustralasamerica

Population34.527 billion

CapitalChi-Town
LeaderThe Leader
Faiththe Cult of the Leader

Currencypound
Animalbeaver

The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.527 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 22,652 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 656,089 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,145,441 per year while the poor average 5,900, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, children cry as government officials steal their water pistols, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 233,014th in the world and 9,594th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -126.21 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22ndLargest Mining Sector: 32ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rdLargest Insurance Industry: 35thHighest Disposable Incomes: 41stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 41stMost Avoided: 44thLargest Agricultural Sector: 46thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 52ndHighest Economic Output: 54thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 58thMost Corrupt Governments: 64thLargest Gambling Industry: 66thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 66thFattest Citizens: 72ndHighest Average Incomes: 103rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 106thMost Devout: 114thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 116thMost Ignorant Citizens: 197thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 203rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 288thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 363rdMost Efficient Economies: 386thLargest Governments: 510thLowest Crime Rates: 687thLargest Retail Industry: 815thRudest Citizens: 948thLargest Populations: 1,241stMost Stationary: 1,595thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,041stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,263rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,069thMost Conservative: 5,081stLargest Black Market: 6,649thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,146thTop
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Most Influential: 11,841stMost Subsidized Industry: 14,092ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,196th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 49th in the regionRudest Citizens: 61st in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 194th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 196th in the regionMost Conservative: 213th in the regionLargest Black Market: 286th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 288th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 368th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 489th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 697th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 765th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, children cry as government officials steal their water pistols.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.

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