The United Socialist States of Eullancer is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and national health service. The cynical population of 216 million Eullancerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.8%.

The very strong Eullancerian economy, worth 15.7 trillion Eshonisian rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,877 Eshonisian rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,877 per year while the poor average 16,587, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eullancer's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Eullancer is ranked 209,058^th in the world and 72^nd in Aeternas for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 657.48 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.