The District of Eswatini is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by privy council chairman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons and complete lack of public education. The hard-working, cynical population of 24.423 billion Eswatinians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, liberal, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The thriving Eswatinian economy, worth 716 trillion juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 29,342 juno aurums, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed, Eswatini has designated District City as its capital city, and Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Eswatini in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eswatini's national animal is the quick pink fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eswatini is ranked 220,925^th in the world and 1^st in Kingdom of Eswatini for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 44.16 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.