The Dominion of Espary is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Sitra Casca with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.963 billion Esparyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newala. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Esparyian economy, worth 359 trillion kronor a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,211 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An inkwell of goats' blood is supplied on school desks across the nation, that which doesn't kill you can get you de-platformed, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Espary's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cuwism.

Espary is ranked 11,610^th in the world and 703^rd in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,940.11 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.