The Federal Republic of Ersialist Estonia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Vassili Jeskankowič Pdronov with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.085 billion Estonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pärnu. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Estonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,155 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 189,887 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, hospitals in Ersialist Estonia are too busy serving the needs of Ersialist Graveyard to see Estonians, and women tell their friends they've been on crash diets rather than admit they were pregnant and have had terminations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ersialist Estonia's national animal is the Cow Reindeer Hybrid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violet Catholocism.

Ersialist Estonia is ranked 4,517^th in the world and 1^st in Ersialist Graveyard for Most Developed, scoring 95.21 on the Human Development Index.