The Federal Ersialist Republic of Ersialist Estonia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Vassilji Jeskankowič Pdronovičye Pdronov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 951 million Ersialist Estonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pärnu. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ersialist Estonian economy, worth 87.5 trillion Kroons a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,003 Kroons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Code enforcement officers circle wealthy Ersialist Estonians like vultures, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, schoolkids are often mistaken for fast food workers, and otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ersialist Estonia's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ersialist Estonia is ranked 164,579^th in the world and 1^st in Ersialist Utopia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 208.82 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.