The Free Land of Erernetcensinf is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 8.733 billion Erernetcensinfians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Erernetcensinfian economy, worth 285 trillion Monies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,734 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Erernetcensinf's national animal is the Black Widow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Erernetcensinf is ranked 24,497^th in the world and 1,262^nd in Lazarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,051 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.