The Banana Bread Provider of Erastide is a behemoth, genial nation, ruled by Polgara with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 51.379 billion Erastideans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kytum. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The enormous but sluggish Erastian economy, worth a remarkable 2,626 trillion ducats a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,115 ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Playing card suits are sold separately, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, and medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Erastide's national animal is the peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Erastide is ranked 227,031^st in the world and 3,342^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 60.64 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.