
| Population | 8.271 billion |
| Capital | Volkonia |
| Leader | Kaandyss Davinkar |
| Faith | Halluvenian in behalf of Mixed-Religious |
| Currency | Halluvenian |
| Animal | Halluvenian Hawk |
The Halluvenian Republic of Enthisea is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Kaandyss Davinkar with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, ritual sacrifices, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.271 billion Enthiseans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkonia. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Enthisean economy, worth a remarkable 1,569 trillion Halluvenians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 189,805 Halluvenians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, sick Enthiseans are hair today and gone tomorrow, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enthisea's national animal is the Halluvenian Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Halluvenian in behalf of Mixed-Religious.
Enthisea is ranked 299,819th in the world and 3rd in Tryzalore for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.09 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Enthisea, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
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Enthisea, sick Enthiseans are hair today and gone tomorrow.
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Enthisea, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
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Enthisea, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
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Enthisea, brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits.
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Enthisea, helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens.
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Enthisea, calls to prayer are the newest dog whistles.
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Enthisea, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Halluvenians each year.
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Enthisea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
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Enthisea, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.







































