The Absolute Dictatorship of Engala is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Matt with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, sprawling nuclear power plants, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.504 billion Engalans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hebeglebegurk. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Engalan economy, worth an astonishing 17,982 trillion Spoons a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 423,071 Spoons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Watching shooting stars is Engalans' number two favorite pastime, weather forecasts regularly cover meteor showers, having only one wallet stolen in a day is considered a cause for celebration, and private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Engala's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mattism.

Engala is ranked 2,464^th in the world and 1^st in Communists United for Most Developed, scoring 97.76 on the Human Development Index.